When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i didn’t know what to do
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before
as far as she knowsin her nugget boxspace ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!
these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression