snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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*me flushing the toilet at night*
toilet: BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH
me: chill
makochantachibanana:

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

oh my god it fits

makochantachibanana:

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

oh my god it fits

icalledyoudumb:

myideaoffuniskillingeveryone:

Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

thivus:

tumblr is the only place on the internet where you’ll get people with such ridiculously twisted morals that they’ll tell someone they hate to kill themselves, but they’ll add a trigger warning to it so that it doesn’t upset their followers

assbutt-cheeks:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

Hi yes my friend and I decided a girl looked bad because she bleached her eyebrows and she retaliated with this picture

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