niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

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I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

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I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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the-moose-has-the-tardis:

randomfandomreblog:

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.

I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”

This made my night.

ahhh this is really cute

THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD

androdjinni:

valvala:

puppytiny:

fucked up

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

androdjinni:

valvala:

puppytiny:

fucked up

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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