I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
I JUST PEED MYSELF
THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG
I just died a bit
only a bit
I forgot to plug my earphones in and I played this. Needless to say I have scared many people in the library.
I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED BUT THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”
This made my night.
ahhh this is really cute
THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD
this is terrifying
All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.
At your friend’s funeral
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: